elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via swag-master-2000)

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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(via taco-bell-rey)

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via perks-of-being-chinese)